...telling you "How To!"

Erin makes "How To" videos on her YouTube channel as a bubbly yet sarcastic and very exaggerated version of herself. Or she's completely serious. Who knows.

Not sure how to be a writer? Don't worry, it might be easier than you thought! Let EML teach you the tricks, right now!


EML breaks down the 5 Stages of Unemployment and what happens during them.


EML gives tips on how to be an adult when you aren't one.


Erin Mallory Long teaches you how to take a selfie with the famous "5 A's of selfies" Don't forget to hashtag the sh*t out of everything! #selfie #lookatme #youtubevideo #cutegirl


Being a girl is hard! But Erin Mallory Long is here to help you through it! Don't cry!


It's October now so let's chat about Halloween. Erin Mallory Long is back to tell you all about the spookiest holiday.


Erin Mallory Long is back to spread holiday cheer and take you through everything you need to do to survive Christmas. Enjoy! Merry Holidays! Happy Christmas!


Erin Mallory Long is back to teach all about summertime! Summer selfies, summer flings and of course, boobs!


You might be in a RomCom and not even know! Let Erin Mallory Long help you figure out if you have what it takes to be in a romantic comedy!


Eventually we all have to graduate from something. Let Erin Mallory Long take you through all the steps necessary to have the perfect graduation. Or die trying. Or whatever.


Do you know how to spot a Virgo? Don't worry if you're a big dummy! EML is here to teach you just how to do that! (Spoiler alert, it involves a lot of anxiety!)

Welcome to Erin Mallory Long's YouTube channel and Erin Mallory Long's YouTube Channel's Channel Intro Video. This will introduce you to me!


Erin Mallory Long guides you through every crucial step in handling being sick and she is a medical doctor* so you should listen! *jk


Ah, it's almost Thanksgiving (in America!) so let Erin Mallory Long guide you through Turkey Day!


New Year's Eve is a tricky holiday! But Erin Mallory Long is here to help coach you through it. So slather on that glitter and pop champagne bottles or whatever.


Resident Dawson's Creek expert, Erin Mallory Long, teaches you how to BE in the classic '90s teen drama. Watch and learn and get to the creek.


The 4th of July is our most Americanified holiday and you might be wondering if you're celebrating it correctly! Don't worry, Erin Mallory Long is here to tell you how to do the 4th!


My newest How To video is sponsored by @Petco to bring you some fun trying to coax my cats into costumes! The cats LOVED it! (jk)


TODAY IS EML'S BIRTHDAY - well, if you are reading this on August 24, that is - and she wants to teach you how to do your birthday because surely you have no idea.


This time, Erin is gonna teach you how to get INTERNET followers and then, inevitably, SUCCESS! And riches! And things! Maybe even a TV deal that ends up falling through! And don't forget to of course like and comment and share and get ME - whoops, ERIN - success too, duh!

There are lots of things we could all argue about right now, but instead let's JOIN in our LOVE of stories about rape and murder...on TV! Who doesn't love Law & Order: Special Victims Unit? Well, now Erin Mallory Long is going to teach you how to be on it!